Addie Bundren

Addie Bundren
Me on my wedding day.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Checklist for dying

1. Decide how your going to die (if possible)
2. Decide where you're going to be buried (try to choose a really hard and obscure location)
3. Find someone who is willing to make your casket while you're still alive. That way you can inspect it
4. Have the casket made. try to choose material that will withstand fire and water
5. Cozy up with a depressing book and wait to die (this step may take the longest)

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